Just what the world needed: another 5v5 hero shooter. Our eyes had barely finished rolling back into our heads.
And then we played it.
FragPunk lures you in with that familiar, "one-more-match" hero shooter gameplay. You'll buy your guns, coordinate your (doomed) attack, and line up that perfect headshot... right before an enemy plays a card that turns your bullets into healing-rockets and makes the entire floor slippery.
This game isn't about skill. It's about who can best adapt to the most glorious, weapons-grade nonsense. It's a tactical shooter where the "tactics" are decided by a deck of cards that were clearly designed by a gremlin on a sugar high.
It is an unbalanced, unholy, RNG-fueled mess.
In other words, it's perfect. It's the best argument-starter we've found all year. The Holian Society officially recommends this magnificent disaster.
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