The Holian Society has always been interested in the pursuit of "physical excellence," or at least, finding ways to sweat profusely without actually having to interact with the outdoors. Beat Saber is our official solution—a game that successfully tricks us into exercising by convincing us we are dual-wielding lightsabers in a futuristic, neon void. To an outside observer, a Society member playing this looks like someone trying to fight off an invisible swarm of bees in a darkened living room. To the initiate inside the headset, however, we are rhythmic gods of destruction, slicing through neon cubes with the surgical precision of a laser-wielding maestro.
The Society’s "Rhythm Division" has spent countless hours perfecting the art of the wrist flick. We’ve long since transcended the base-level OSTs and moved into the realm of custom-mapped anime openings where the notes move faster than human thought. There is a specific kind of "Society Pride" that comes from hitting a 1,000-note combo while your physical body is screaming for oxygen and your VR headset is slowly sliding off your sweat-slicked face. The haptic feedback is so satisfyingly crunchy that it becomes a sensory addiction; every "slice" feels like you're actually carving through digital matter.
We officially endorse this as the only "sports" title the Society will ever recognize. It is a masterpiece of flow state and a complete disaster for your rotator cuffs. It turns "exercise" into a high-octane power fantasy where the only victim is your dignity and your ceiling fan. 10/10. We can’t feel our arms, and we’ve never been happier.
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